Golfing Quotations

"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom."

Henry Beard

"Golf is like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years the results may be serious."

P G Wodehouse

"God meant this site to be a Golf Course."

Tom Dunn

"I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a differnt direction."

Lee Trevino

"I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's game. It's called an eraser."

Arnold Palmer

"Don't play too much golf two rounds a day is plenty."

Harry Vardon

"You must work very hard to become a natural golfer."

Gary Player

"A man who can putt is a match for anyone."

Willie Park

"The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things."

John Updike

"The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation."

Larry Ziegler

"I never wanted to be a millionaire, I just wanted to live like one."

Walter Hagen

"Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit the next drive out of bounds."

Henry Cotton

"Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquistion of wealth. It is apt to unsettle the character."

P G Wodehouse

"You get to know more of the character of a man in a round of golf than in six months of political experience."

David Lloyd George

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Henry Beard

 The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

P G Wodehouse

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Henry Beard

 On approaching the 18th tee an American captain of industry turns to his caddy after an awful round of

golf and asks how is it best to play this hole, the caddy replies; "Incognito."

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